Bring me beer, a blanket, a laptop and I will probably smother you with cuddles and kisses. c:

"Please, tell me what is the upside of me being alive?"



gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

"You can tell a lot about a person’s character by what they laugh at." - (via fuckoff-mondays)

tanc-h:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

poundcakeinstrumental:

Me: delete my fuckinf number. I don’t want to talk to you ever again you freak don’t contact me
Guy: oh ok…
Me: *hour later* omg I’m going to get ice cream :p what’s up wyd

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

malicewondrland:

A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:image

I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.

imageWelcome to Walmart, motherfucker.

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