Bring me beer, a blanket, a laptop and I will probably smother you with cuddles and kisses. c:

"Please, tell me what is the upside of me being alive?"



carolxne:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

willisahappygrahamcracker:

Imagine Hannibal having a Halloween party and he just serves severed limbs and whole human organs and everyone thinks it’s normal animal meat like “oh how creative!” while he’s just in the kitchen smirking and wiping a speck of blood off his tie

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

chloetimblin:

If you lose people in your life for expressing your honest opinion on issues important to you, you’re not doing anything wrong. In fact you’re doing something very right because that means you stood up for something despite not getting any kind of pat on the back. 

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